Hail Mary

Despite truthful statements of monthly income and gross earnings, RANGA TANK has been accepted to multiple start-up accelerators around the world (I blame the sexy website.) The latest will be in Silicon Valley with 500 Startup's marketing growth accelerator hosted by Weapons of Mass Distribution.

Speaking of weapons and mass distribution, Nat Geo Mags urge us to say our prayers.

Here's a Hail Mary: by the end of the year, we hope to secure an investor through StartOut's investor portal, thanks to a complimentary premium membership extended through January 31st.

Mahalo LGBT community. Even though some will try and steamroll ya, others roll out the red carpet!