You big, money saving stud, you!

Introducing Miss Royale. Panamanian-American Young Rasta mobbing Central Park. Photog: Anonymous.

This week sparked new conversations in the family in regards to a new technology engineered by RANGA TANK's ARAKNIDO engineer team. Lol.

Also....

THE EAGLE HAS LANDED!

Did you know the national bird of Panama is the Harpy Eagle? Fun fact, they have the largest talons of any predator, including the toe-nail sabers of a Kodiak Grizzly. Indeed, they even have one recorded human fatality putting them in a unique class together with orcas and hydrurga leptonyx.

Back to business...

THIS "eagle" isn't as Jurassic. Instead of eating monkeys in mostly justs sits in the fridge until you drink it. Then it boosts your tan. LA Libations, a company 25% owned by Coca-Cola, was thrilled to hear about the product when I dropped off a jug last Monday.

Cheers!

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